Panda Monologue

I am a Panda and I live in a zoo. The zoo is the only place I know because I have never seen the outside world. The zoo is fine, the workers here treat me really good. I hope I can go outside one day but I know this is never going to happen. I heard one guy said I am the top international protected animal, so that means I will stay here with these workers forever till I die. This is not the only pathetic thing. If someone asks me I hate the most in the world, I will say the tourists for sure. They throw banana peels and plastic bottles on my face and give me fake bamboos. They take pictures of me without my permission. Compared to my neighbors, I might be the luckiest one in this zoo. Dolphins forced to do performances for these tourists. The tourists feed these zebras their cup noodles. Elephants forced to carry people on their backs. All I need to do is just sit on the tree and eat my bamboos. What a life.